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paging-doctorfaggot:

meandmysociallyawkwardself:

cbucks:

w-i-l-d-ocean:

charismat1c:

socialoutcast123:

every-heart-falls-apart:

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

it’s obviously a damn bird.

Wait… I thought it was an alligator. 

You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?

literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.
Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?  

this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains

I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots.  It’s obviously a dragon.  That’s why it has so many notes.

you guys are all completely wrong, this is clearly a tree on a leash.

Wow I never knew people actually put their kids on a leash

timelordy-teganbreann:

paging-doctorfaggot:

meandmysociallyawkwardself:

cbucks:

w-i-l-d-ocean:

charismat1c:

socialoutcast123:

every-heart-falls-apart:

brokenly:

toxical:

phoal:

salma:

saturating:

does anyone know what kind of dog this is

it’s not a dog, it’s a siamese cat gosh don’t they teach you anything at school

it’s cleary a rabbit, what have you guys been smoking?

are you guys blind, its obviously a fish

that’s a mawfucking turtle you dumb shits 

it’s obviously a damn bird.

Wait… I thought it was an alligator. 

You guys are all idiotic if you can’t tell that this is a hamster?

literally LAUGHING at all you idiots ^^  he/she is a dinosaur. Morons.

Wait…So this isn’t a kumquat?  

this is a fucking ostrich. come on guys, lets use our brains

I can’t believe I have to be on the same planet as all of you idiots.  It’s obviously a dragon.  That’s why it has so many notes.

you guys are all completely wrong, this is clearly a tree on a leash.

Wow I never knew people actually put their kids on a leash


If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.

If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr.

basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
me: i wonder what would happen if i stood up on my desk and ripped my clothes off
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
fuckyeahfemslash:

Minnie and Daisy as Elphaba and Galinda from Wicked
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fuckyeahfemslash:

Minnie and Daisy as Elphaba and Galinda from Wicked

By 794303

thepretenseof:

Of all the tragic figures I have ever read of, there has never been another as personally affecting to me as he.
Illidan Stormrage was born a Night Elf, and spent his childhood with his twin brother, Malfurion Stormrage, and their mutual friend, Tyrande Whisperwind. They played together, laughed together, ran through the legendary woods of Darnassus together. They encouraged each other to find their callings in life. Malfurion studied Druidism, the magic of the land, under the mighty Cenarius; Tyrande joined the ranks of the Sisters of Elune, priestesses of the Moon goddess, but Illidan found no joy in the usual arts of the Kal’Dorei. Intrigued by the arcane, Illidan began practicing the magic of the Highborne.
When Archimonde invaded Azeroth, Illidan appealed to his brother, contending that the only way to defeat the forces of Sargeras was with sorcery. Malfurion disagreed, and planned to destroy the Well of Eternity, the source of Night Elven magic and immortality, and the quarry of Archimonde. Illidan was horrified by the idea and, in his desperation to continue to practice his life’s calling, was corrupted by Xavius of the Burning Legion. After the invasion ended, he set out to create a new Well of Eternity by pouring seven phials of water from the original into a small lake at the top of Mt. Hyjal.
Upon the discovery of Illidan’s actions, Malfurion was outraged and imprisoned his brother for 10 000 years beneath Hyjal, marking him for eternity as “Illidan the Betrayer”. When the Legion invaded for the second time, Tyrande released Illidan, who led the Kal’Dorei forces to victory over Tichondrius by being transformed into a demon by the Skull of Gul’Dan.
After his metamorphosis, Illidan was banished to Outland by his brother.
Years later, Malfurion would send the Alliance to destroy Illidan, now Lord of the Black Temple and King of the Burning Legion, once and for all.
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This is all the lore that WoW players needed in 2006 to feel motivated to kill Illidan Stormrage.
Yet Illidan was defined not by his obsession with magic, but with quite a different kind of passion. Illidan spent his entire life in love with Tyrande Whisperwind, who for her part alternately spurned and ignored his advances in favor of the eventual Archdruid Malfurion. Illidan became engrossed by magic, a practice the Night Elves distrusted, because he was fascinated by the mysterious and the novel, because he felt his chosen trade could make the lives of his people better, and because he believed with it he could win Tyrande’s heart.
Imprisoned for millenia after his bid to keep his craft alive, Illidan returned willing to save the very people who condemned him because it would mean protecting Tyrande. Thwarted by circumstance and the decisions of his brother in every one of his attempts to prove himself , Illidan quietly grew stronger until he became a being the Kal’Dorei could not understand, until he was exiled to another dimension because the Night Elves simply were not ready for him.
His character was written perfectly to elicit the sympathies of WoW players. Illidan Stormrage was a fearless adventurer, a revolutionary in the truest sense. He was passionate about his pursuits, to the point that he was a danger to himself and others. His recklessness was tempered only by his empathy; his fieriness was stoked by his imagination. Beneath all the embellishment, Illidan was simply one of us nerds, a people who are punished or spurned for their unusual activities until their talents are needed to cure disease, to go to the moon, to write the story of mankind, and it destroyed him.
And that is why, while some may examine him and see only The Betrayer depicted in the picture above, the real Illidan is simply this: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7ffp8PWE1qzgzbqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1320794916&Signature=ou3eFGAJcLVCso3y7KFVigSVILY%3D

thepretenseof:

Of all the tragic figures I have ever read of, there has never been another as personally affecting to me as he.

Illidan Stormrage was born a Night Elf, and spent his childhood with his twin brother, Malfurion Stormrage, and their mutual friend, Tyrande Whisperwind. They played together, laughed together, ran through the legendary woods of Darnassus together. They encouraged each other to find their callings in life. Malfurion studied Druidism, the magic of the land, under the mighty Cenarius; Tyrande joined the ranks of the Sisters of Elune, priestesses of the Moon goddess, but Illidan found no joy in the usual arts of the Kal’Dorei. Intrigued by the arcane, Illidan began practicing the magic of the Highborne.

When Archimonde invaded Azeroth, Illidan appealed to his brother, contending that the only way to defeat the forces of Sargeras was with sorcery. Malfurion disagreed, and planned to destroy the Well of Eternity, the source of Night Elven magic and immortality, and the quarry of Archimonde. Illidan was horrified by the idea and, in his desperation to continue to practice his life’s calling, was corrupted by Xavius of the Burning Legion. After the invasion ended, he set out to create a new Well of Eternity by pouring seven phials of water from the original into a small lake at the top of Mt. Hyjal.

Upon the discovery of Illidan’s actions, Malfurion was outraged and imprisoned his brother for 10 000 years beneath Hyjal, marking him for eternity as “Illidan the Betrayer”. When the Legion invaded for the second time, Tyrande released Illidan, who led the Kal’Dorei forces to victory over Tichondrius by being transformed into a demon by the Skull of Gul’Dan.

After his metamorphosis, Illidan was banished to Outland by his brother.

Years later, Malfurion would send the Alliance to destroy Illidan, now Lord of the Black Temple and King of the Burning Legion, once and for all.

This is all the lore that WoW players needed in 2006 to feel motivated to kill Illidan Stormrage.

Yet Illidan was defined not by his obsession with magic, but with quite a different kind of passion. Illidan spent his entire life in love with Tyrande Whisperwind, who for her part alternately spurned and ignored his advances in favor of the eventual Archdruid Malfurion. Illidan became engrossed by magic, a practice the Night Elves distrusted, because he was fascinated by the mysterious and the novel, because he felt his chosen trade could make the lives of his people better, and because he believed with it he could win Tyrande’s heart.

Imprisoned for millenia after his bid to keep his craft alive, Illidan returned willing to save the very people who condemned him because it would mean protecting Tyrande. Thwarted by circumstance and the decisions of his brother in every one of his attempts to prove himself , Illidan quietly grew stronger until he became a being the Kal’Dorei could not understand, until he was exiled to another dimension because the Night Elves simply were not ready for him.

His character was written perfectly to elicit the sympathies of WoW players. Illidan Stormrage was a fearless adventurer, a revolutionary in the truest sense. He was passionate about his pursuits, to the point that he was a danger to himself and others. His recklessness was tempered only by his empathy; his fieriness was stoked by his imagination. Beneath all the embellishment, Illidan was simply one of us nerds, a people who are punished or spurned for their unusual activities until their talents are needed to cure disease, to go to the moon, to write the story of mankind, and it destroyed him.

And that is why, while some may examine him and see only The Betrayer depicted in the picture above, the real Illidan is simply this: http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7ffp8PWE1qzgzbqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1320794916&Signature=ou3eFGAJcLVCso3y7KFVigSVILY%3D

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